this haard like ma dick
Jimmy G met a sexy penguin. Your keyboard is broken but you've got to try to chat her up with your predictive texting. You got this, man!
Penny isn't gonna put up with your nonsense, so make sure you form meaningful sentences. Don't come on too strong at first or Penny will be weirded out.
PS There's still a lot of sentences to capture. I will update with more soon!